The twelve steps of madness

[JohnsBromeliads]

The Twelve Steps of Madness...

1. We admitted we were powerless over nothing, that we could manage our own lives perfectly as well as the lives on any other people who would do us so.

2. We came to belive there was no higher power for us, and the rest of the world is nuts.

3. We made a decision to have our loved ones put their lives and their will in our care.

4. We took a fearless moral inventory of all those we know.

5. We pointed out to everyone we knew the exact nature of their defects.

6. We were entirely ready for everyone else to do the right thing.

7. We demanded that everyone change or get out of our lives.

8. We made a completer list of everyone who had harmed us, and we became willing to go to any length to get even.

9. We took direct revenge on all these people whenever possible, except when to do so could cost us our lives or put us in jail.

10. We continued taking everybody else's inventory and when they made a mistake, we quickly and persistently reminded them.

11. We looked for a way to develop a relationship with a higher power that would do everything our way.

12. Having had a complete physical, emotional, and spiritual collapse as a result of these steps, we tried to blame others and we searched for sympathy and pity in all our affairs.

[PlantSwap]

Huh? Not sure I understood what that is all about.

[txbeyer]

Jack, don't you have anything gardening or horticulturally related to post?

[JohnsBromeliads]

Yes Tex I can post some issues on Bromeliads, but first:

Since you guys are having so much rain out there, I thought I'd run off a couple hundred pairs of this new foot-wear I designed.
Just tell me your shoe size and I'll send you out a pair right away...

[txbeyer]

Those aren't going to do you any good with the drought conditions in FL so send me a size 11.
Speaking about bromeliads, I just developed a new website for the Austin Bromeliad Society at www.main.org/abs Take a peek!

[JohnsBromeliads]

Those aren't going to do you any good with the drought conditions in FL so send me a size 11.
Speaking about bromeliads, I just developed a new website for the Austin Bromeliad Society at www.main.org/abs Take a peek!

Very Nice tex, well laid out and easy to read. I saved it as I will be going back to it soon. Any ideas on having a trade bord listed?
WELL DONE...