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Old 06-09-2007, 05:19 AM
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A Sunday Sermon


"Four Worms"
Your Sunday Sermon!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.....

>Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol...
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke...
The third worm was put into a jar of chocolate syrup...
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil...

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol...
Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke...
Dead.

The third worm in chocolate syrup...
Dead.

The fourth worm in good clean soil...
Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation...
"What can you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly stood up raising her hand and said...

"As long as you drink,
smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
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