" SEX in the DARK "

[JohnsBromeliads]

Sex in the dark.......

>There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

>Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.

>Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was rediculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

>She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated adult leisure device..... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard!"
She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

>The husband looked her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

>"I'll explain the toy... You explain the kids."

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