questionaire!

[onyx]

i found this online & thought it'd be fun just copy & paste.. delete my answers & fill them in with yours!

What would you do if...........

What would you do if you were in a corner and a snake was staring you down? Depends on what kinda snake. lol Either run or walk away!

If you were standing at the top of the Eiffel tower? Stay away from the rails. lol

If you were on the moon? Plant moonflowers, of course!

If you had x-ray vision lol i'd take a stroll down by area 51 & see what was up with all the hype..

If you could fly i'd jump off buildings & startle the crap out of people. lol maybe fly next to a plane & wave at the passengers... go see different parts of the world.

If you were a contestant on American Idol? well, if i had x-ray vision & could fly while i was a contestant, i'd make simon a very scared man. lol i'd take his british butt for a flying lesson & see if he liked my singing then! be like "i like this altitude, don't you, simon?" as i'm holding him by his big toes 30,000 feet in the air... lol

If you had 3 legs i'd move to india, so i could be worshiped & have minions. lol

If you had no ears what? i couldn't hear you!

No eyes? is someone there? i can't see you!

If you had 15 brothers? slap my parents & educate them about prophylactics.. not really, i'd just feel sorry for my mom & not have that many kids.. ever. lol

If you woke up naked in the park? i'd be embarrassed half to death & hope it was at night where not many people would see me! lol

If you woke up next to your best friend's significant other? if it was my female best friend & i woke up next to her husband... hmm.. since he's a grotesque creature, similar to that of Gollem, from Lord of the Rings... except with scraggy, disgusting red hair... I'd shriek in absolute terror & possibly try to gnaw off any limbs that may be touching him. he's putrid, smells like a rotting animal and is just repulsive & disgusting in every way imaginable... (i don't really like him!) if it was my other best friend, which is a dude & i woke up next to his wife, i'd be like 'dude! your cat's butt is in my face! that is NOT pleasant! *moves cat's butt over*'

If you won 100 million dollars i'd thank god! buy everyone here some plants and seeds that they want real bad, then kidnap my family & move to zone 9 or 10, start building my dream home & garden & then buy a nice apartment in japan somewheres (for vacation) & be one extremely happy camper.

If you had 500 pounds of cheese i'd be extremely constipated & hope i had 500 gallons of x-lax.

If you were in the library and had gas i'd pretend that i had forgotten something in my car & walk out there... lol

If you were 100 miles from any city and your car ran out of gas i'd grab a map, my toothbrush, whatever water & food i had in the car, a blanket, an extra pair of socks & pants, if i had a lighter or something, i'd bring it, too & start heading toward where i was going in the first place, camping out in the wilderness til i got there, then when i got there, i'd get a hotel, rest & call a tow truck to go get my vehicle.

If a blizzard dumped 10 feet of snow where you live? i'd be excited, because i wouldn't have to go to work! lol

[beautifulbay]

What would you do if...........

What would you do if you were in a corner and a snake was staring you down? well, lucky me, I use to raise them AND worked for a zoo, so I'd know the species and chances are it would be harmless in any case...most snakes are more afraid of you than you are of it.



If you were standing at the top of the Eiffel tower? probably be disappointed in the view...the hillsides are now one big dirty city


If you were on the moon? feel waaaay too far from home---and hard to breathe

If you had x-ray vision ummmm, use it to give people affordable x-rays

If you could fly make more money than Oprah, for one....take off and find peace in a quiet sky whenever I needed it

If you were a contestant on American Idol? Do my best, if Simon tried to hurt my feelings on national television, I'd kick him real hard and wonder why no one else ever does.

If you had 3 legs egad!...have one removed


If you had no ears this is getting strange....oh, um, WHAT?

No eyes? yup, real strange ...couldn't cry, that's for sure

If you had 15 brothers? 3 is enough, thanks. I'd have gone crazy from living around that much teenage testosterone

If you woke up naked in the park? what do you think? I'd be scared to death and be real cold!



If you woke up next to your best friend's significant other? it must have been ALL his fault


If you won 100 million dollars --pay off my house and finish my projects on it, send my kids to school, and bank the rest....you can live off the interest alone on that much money.

If you had 500 pounds of cheese? --I have dairy goats already, I can make as much cheese as I want.

If you were in the library and had gas --next question please


If you were 100 miles from any city and your car ran out of gas depends on where I am ---tropical, I may just stay put.....cold and snowy? Cry like a baby

If a blizzard dumped 10 feet of snow where you live? We've had head high snow before....not fun, impossible to clear, and very hard to live with

[SuddenlySpring]

What would you do if...........

What would you do if you were in a corner and a snake was staring you down? First I would most likely let out a little shriek like a girl, and then it would attack me.
If you were standing at the top of the Eiffel tower? take a pic? Not like I haven't already though... haha
If you were on the moon? Yawn from lack of oxygen?

If you had x-ray vision lol i'd take a stroll down by area 51 & see what was up with all the hype.. <~ o.0o.o I liked Onyx's answer!!!!

If you could fly : I need some new furniture....

If you were a contestant on American Idol? I'd soooo lose I wouldn't cry or be too much of a dork, but I'd crack my voice or sound like a lephrocaun.
If you had 3 legs Have one removed! heck yeah!

If you had no ears : heh um.... That's kinda mean, why'd you do that to me?

No eyes? oh that would stinkkkkk

If you had 15 brothers? I have 7 brothers and sisters, close enough. So I guess just hang on the best I could, just like I did growing up LOL! Brothers can be WEIRD!

If you woke up naked in the park? Geez....AGAIN?!?!?!

If you woke up next to your best friend's significant other?
Thank God she's not with him anymore, or else I'd be waking up next to an old fat you-know-what

If you won 100 million dollars : I would give away half of it to charity, pay back my mom and dad for everything they have done for me. Then move someplace slightly warmer and buy everyone plants!

If you had 500 pounds of cheese : EBAY!!!!
If you were in the library and had gas : That happened to me during my SAT's hahaha... sike?

If you were 100 miles from any city and your car ran out of gas : Wait for someone to come along? oh that sounds badddd though

If a blizzard dumped 10 feet of snow where you live?
Go snowboarding!!!!!

[Pushin-up-Daisies]

What would you do if you were in a corner and a snake was staring you down?FREEZE.
If you were standing at the top of the Eiffel tower?I WOULDN'T BE STANDING
If you were on the moon?PASSED OUT FROM FEAR

If you had x-ray vision.SEE WHAT WAS INSIDE OF ME

If you could fly :SOAR ALL OVER THE WORLD.

If you were a contestant on American Idol? I WOULD CRY
If you had 3 legs I'D PLAY SOCCER you had no ears :I COULDN'T SEE CAUSE MY GLASSESWOULD FALL OFF

No eyes? BE IN TROUBLE

If you had 15 brothers?SCREAM ALOT

If you woke up naked in the park? LOVE BEING NAKED
If you woke up next to your best friend's significant other? I'D BE DRUNK

If you won 100 million dollars :GIVE GOD THE FIRST SHARE THEN GIVE FAMILY SOME & ANIMAL RESCUE & HELP SENIORS WITH MEDS. THEN BUY THINGS

If you had 500 pounds of cheese :I'D HAVE 1 MILLION RATS (EWE YUCK)
If you were in the library and had gas :I WOULD ACT LIKE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN

If you were 100 miles from any city and your car ran out of gas :CALL 911

If a blizzard dumped 10 feet of snow where you live?STAY IN THE HOUSE & READ A BOOK

[ok_nurse]

What would you do if...........

What would you do if you were in a corner and a snake was staring you down? Pray and step on his head.

If you were standing at the top of the Eiffel tower? Watch that first step-its a doozy!

If you were on the moon? Wave to the camera and say "Hi kids!"

If you had x-ray vision? Guess I truly wouldn't have any sort of preconceived notions about what a person is like before I get to know them.

If you could fly? Go visit Gary!

If you were a contestant on American Idol? Lose!

If you had 3 legs! I guess I'd be a man.

If you had no ears. Ditto. (Sorry guys)

No eyes? Be a good husband.

If you had 15 brothers? As long as I was the youngest and only girl-nothing changes.

If you woke up naked in the park? Do the Adam and Eve shuffle

If you woke up next to your best friend's significant other? I do every morning! (my best friend is my husband!)

If you won 100 million dollars. Nothing would change in my life-but that church in Aussieland would be beautiful.

If you had 500 pounds of cheese? Start a pizza shop?

If you were in the library and had gas? Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now...

If you were 100 miles from any city and your car ran out of gas? Been there-I'd pray. Country folks are really sweet.

If a blizzard dumped 10 feet of snow where you live? Save the plants!

[zuzu's petals]

What would you do if...........

What would you do if you were in a corner and a snake was staring you down?
I'd stare right back at him 'til he cried uncle!
(hubby says I make scary snake eyes when I get mad)

If you were standing at the top of the Eiffel tower?
I'd take a good look around,
then hurry back down so that I could tour the gardens at Versailles.

If you were on the moon?
See answer above

If you had x-ray vision?
AAAWKK!!! That's too frightening to think about, don't mess with my vision!

If you could fly?
I'd have to be careful not to wear skirts.

If you were a contestant on American Idol?
They'd award me the grand prize for comedy!
(except I would have been TRYING to sing )

If you had 3 legs?
Hmm, maybe I wouldn't tip over as often if I had a kickstand.

If you had no ears?
I'd listen with my heart.

No eyes?
Aww, c'mon! Again with the eyes and vision??? Cut it out!

If you had 15 brothers?
Cool! I'd be rakin' in the gifts at birthdays and Christmastime. *lol*

If you woke up naked in the park?
Aw man! These Woodstock flashbacks are freakin' me out!

If you woke up next to your best friend's significant other?
I'd shoo him off the bed, silly cat.

If you won 100 million dollars?
I'd pay the income taxes on it and blow the remaining $10 on a box o'wine.

If you had 500 pounds of cheese?
I'd call over some friends and have a wine and cheese party to celebrate that lottery win.

If you were in the library and had gas?
*heheh* I'd take an innocent little stroll to the reference section - NO ONE ever goes there.

If you were 100 miles from any city and your car ran out of gas?
I guess I'd have to think back to my hippie-dippie days when I used to do lots of hitch hiking.

If a blizzard dumped 10 feet of snow where you live?
I'd call the realtor and start looking for a home further south.

[unicorn2564]

ZUZU you kill me

[jessiebella677]

What would you do if you were in a corner and a snake was staring you down? Depends on what kinda snake. catch it for my boys or if it were a rattler which yes do live in wi I would run!!

If you were standing at the top of the Eiffel tower? I dont like hights so I would be holdin onto my hubby for dear life!!

If you were on the moon? go back to earth

If you had x-ray vision? see what is realy inside a person ugliness or goodness

If you could fly ?Fly to vist people and take vacations around the world

If you were a contestant on American Idol? kill myself I hate that show!!

If you had 3 legs? OOOOKKKKKAAAAYYYYYY.......weird question,,I guess I would geez I dont know...

If you had no ears what? i couldn't hear you!

No eyes? is someone there? i can't see you!

If you had 15 brothers? well I almost have 15 kids!! half way there any way

If you woke up naked in the park? depends on what I was wearin and why I was there

If you woke up next to your best friend's significant other? i would be very unhappy cause i totaly love my husband!!


If you won 100 million dollars? I would build a house for my each and every family member at least on my side(not hubbies) by all the plants I want. Save the rest.

If you had 500 pounds? of cheese i'd be extremely constipated & hope i had 500 gallons of x-lax.couldnt say it better..

If you were in the library and had gas? I would try to be as quiet as possible or hold it even thought I know thats bad for you


If you were 100 miles from any city and your car ran out of gas? Cry because I got 7 kids who would most likely be with me and I feel very overwhelmed
If a blizzard dumped 10 feet of snow where you live? I would love it!!

[ok_nurse]

If you were in the library and had gas? I would try to be as quiet as possible or hold it even thought I know thats bad for you

Really?

"Hey what happened to your wife?"
"She held her gas so long that one day she just exploded and went everywhere. It was awful- and looked painful. We even had to have a closed casket! Man-don't do that, dude!"

[jessiebella677]

i guess it would depend how long i had to be there... if i had my kids i could just blame one of them!:flow ers:

[mickeys_rose]

Onyx. you made my night. I don't think that I have laughed so hard in awhile. I just loved your answer to waking up next to best friends significant other.

ok here it goes.


What would you do if...........

What would you do if you were in a corner and a snake was staring you down?
I like snakes they all have a purpose here. I stand real still until it slithered away.

If you were standing at the top of the Eiffel tower?
Be excited as it would be a sight to behold!

If you were on the moon?
Think Earth is so beautiful from this view.

If you had x-ray vision? I hmmmm be freaked out by all that!

If you could fly?
Be somewhere quiet. I have twin toddlers!

If you were a contestant on American Idol?
Be scared you know what. I hate being on stage!

If you had 3 legs ?
Be on Ripley's Believe It or Not!

If you had no ears what?
Same as above.

No eyes?
Sad that I couldn't see all that is around me.

If you had 15 brothers?
I hope I am the youngest! Other wise be in a insane asylum :P

If you woke up naked in the park?
That must of been some party. Wish I could remember.

If you woke up next to your best friend's significant other?
Oh wow this is bad, but I am dressed and so is he so WHEW that was some PARTY!

If you won 100 million dollars?
Pay my tithes, buy a piece of property in BFE have a wonderful garden that would rival victorian times, set up trust funds for the kids, take care of family, travel, bank the rest.

If you had 500 pounds of cheese?
Food Bank here I come.

If you were in the library and had gas ?
Have a SBD and leave.

If you were 100 miles from any city and your car ran out of gas?
Stay put and pray someone else came by that wasn't a freak!

If a blizzard dumped 10 feet of snow where you live?
By in a pile of you know what because Texans don't do well with snow!

[onyx]

you guys are a hoot!!! your answers cracked me smooth up!

another good thing to do with x-ray vision is become a doctor.. lol you could see what was wrong with people, where it was (like internal bleeding).. you could see babies when they were in the womb & stuff like that