You know you are a gardening fanatic when...

[Shellee]

Ok...a take off from "You know you are a redneck when..."

I know we all have something to add!! I'll start.

1. You know you are a gardening fanatic when you get down on your hands and knees and cut the grass with scissors. (I did this today..."sigh"...I'm hopeless!)

[zuzu's petals]

You know you are a gardening fanatic when:


1. you get down on your hands and knees and cut the grass with scissors.
2. you can't remember your own cell phone number , but you know hundreds of plants by their botanical names.

[gardeningmom]

You know you are a gardening fanatic when:

1.you get down on you hands and knees and cut the grass with scissors.
2, you can remember your own cell phone number, but you know hundreds of plants by their botanical names.
3. you would rather have plants for a special gift and not jewelry.

[ok_nurse]

You know you are a gardening fanatic when:

1.you get down on you hands and knees and cut the grass with scissors.
2, you can't remember your own cell phone number, but you know hundreds of plants by their botanical names.
3. you would rather have plants for a special gift and not jewelry.
4 your son is yelling at you to watch the road cause your checking out lawns for plants and don't notice the van coming straight for you!
__________________

[jdkline]

You know you are a gardening fanatic when:

1.you get down on you hands and knees and cut the grass with scissors.
2, you can't remember your own cell phone number, but you know hundreds of plants by their botanical names.
3. you would rather have plants for a special gift and not jewelry.
4 your son is yelling at you to watch the road cause your checking out lawns for plants and don't notice the van coming straight for you!
5. when you bring a new baby plant home and your kids roll their eyes and say "not another plant Mom!!"

[jdkline]

gardening mom I can relate.......I ask for something for my yard or gift certificates for a nursery for gifts on birthdays and christmas.

[zuzu's petals]

You know you are a gardening fanatic when:

1. you get down on you hands and knees and cut the grass with scissors.
2. you can't remember your own cell phone number, but you know hundreds of plants by their botanical names.
3. you would rather have plants for a special gift and not jewelry.
4. your son is yelling at you to watch the road cause your checking out lawns for plants and don't notice the van coming straight for you!
5. when you bring a new baby plant home and your kids roll their eyes and say "not another plant Mom!!"
6. the folks who run a small local nursery know you by name, and ask YOU for info about the plants that THEY are selling.

[bali]

w you are a gardening fanatic when:

1. you get down on you hands and knees and cut the grass with scissors.
2. you can't remember your own cell phone number, but you know hundreds of plants by their botanical names.
3. you would rather have plants for a special gift and not jewelry.
4. your son is yelling at you to watch the road cause your checking out lawns for plants and don't notice the van coming straight for you!
5. when you bring a new baby plant home and your kids roll their eyes and say "not another plant Mom!!"
6. the folks who run a small local nursery know you by name, and ask YOU for info about the plants that THEY are selling.
7. when you race outside right after your first coffee, to see who bloomed today,,,,,,,,,,,
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~*~zuzu~*~

[gardeningmom]

w you are a gardening fanatic when:

1. you get down on you hands and knees and cut the grass with scissors.
2. you can't remember your own cell phone number, but you know hundreds of plants by their botanical names.
3. you would rather have plants for a special gift and not jewelry.
4. your son is yelling at you to watch the road cause your checking out lawns for plants and don't notice the van coming straight for you!
5. when you bring a new baby plant home and your kids roll their eyes and say "not another plant Mom!!"
6. the folks who run a small local nursery know you by name, and ask YOU for info about the plants that THEY are selling.
7. when you race outside right after your first coffee, to see who bloomed today,,,,,,,,,
8. when you are selling stuff at the garden center because you have more passion about the plants than the employees

[Blueslover56]

1. you get down on you hands and knees and cut the grass with scissors.
2. you can't remember your own cell phone number, but you know hundreds of plants by their botanical names.
3. you would rather have plants for a special gift and not jewelry.
4. your son is yelling at you to watch the road cause your checking out lawns for plants and don't notice the van coming straight for you!
5. when you bring a new baby plant home and your kids roll their eyes and say "not another plant Mom!!"
6. the folks who run a small local nursery know you by name, and ask YOU for info about the plants that THEY are selling.
7. when you race outside right after your first coffee, to see who bloomed today,,,,,,,,,
8. when you are selling stuff at the garden center because you have more passion about the plants than the employees.
9. You get up at 6 a.m. on Saturday morning when you don't have to work, to go to the Farmer's Market to get first pick on plants.

[ok_nurse]

Been there (the Farmer's market early Saturday am!). How about this one:

You know you are a gardening fanatic when:

1. you get down on you hands and knees and cut the grass with scissors.
2. you can't remember your own cell phone number, but you know hundreds of plants by their botanical names.
3. you would rather have plants for a special gift and not jewelry.
4. your son is yelling at you to watch the road cause your checking out lawns for plants and don't notice the van coming straight for you!
5. when you bring a new baby plant home and your kids roll their eyes and say "not another plant Mom!!"
6. the folks who run a small local nursery know you by name, and ask YOU for info about the plants that THEY are selling.
7. when you race outside right after your first coffee, to see who bloomed today,,,,,,,,,
8. when you are selling stuff at the garden center because you have more passion about the plants than the employees
9. You hafta budget "mulch" into your monthly bills!

[Shellee]

(ok showing my weirdness now with #10. This brought on by #7 from Bali. "...who bloomed today."

You know you are a gardening fanatic when...

1. you get down on you hands and knees and cut the grass with scissors.
2. you can't remember your own cell phone number, but you know hundreds of plants by their botanical names.
3. you would rather have plants for a special gift and not jewelry.
4. your son is yelling at you to watch the road cause your checking out lawns for plants and don't notice the van coming straight for you!
5. when you bring a new baby plant home and your kids roll their eyes and say "not another plant Mom!!"
6. the folks who run a small local nursery know you by name, and ask YOU for info about the plants that THEY are selling.
7. when you race outside right after your first coffee, to see who bloomed today,,,,,,,,,
8. when you are selling stuff at the garden center because you have more passion about the plants than the employees
9. You hafta budget "mulch" into your monthly bills!
10. You start referring to your plants as "he" and "she" and even catch yourself talking to them!

[angmf2233]

(ok showing my weirdness now with #10. This brought on by #7 from Bali. "...who bloomed today."

You know you are a gardening fanatic when...

1. you get down on you hands and knees and cut the grass with scissors.
2. you can't remember your own cell phone number, but you know hundreds of plants by their botanical names.
3. you would rather have plants for a special gift and not jewelry.
4. your son is yelling at you to watch the road cause your checking out lawns for plants and don't notice the van coming straight for you!
5. when you bring a new baby plant home and your kids roll their eyes and say "not another plant Mom!!"
6. the folks who run a small local nursery know you by name, and ask YOU for info about the plants that THEY are selling.
7. when you race outside right after your first coffee, to see who bloomed today,,,,,,,,,
8. when you are selling stuff at the garden center because you have more passion about the plants than the employees
9. You hafta budget "mulch" into your monthly bills!
10. You start referring to your plants as "he" and "she" and even catch yourself talking to them!

11. you find seed pkgs. in all rooms of your house, and they are drying out in small piles all over the place. Yet you trade and continue to buy more and more seeds, as though you can never have enough!

[danabird]

12. When you start giving cuttings off your own plants as Birthday gifts to family and friends.

[Pushin-up-Daisies]

13. When u carry pruners with u in the car in case u spot a plant along the road so u can get a cutting!!!